Gentleman’s Breakfast

A purchase made before noon consisting of copious amounts of cheap alcohol and a cheap snack

A Gentleman’s Breakfast of two 40s and a bag of peanuts is a great way to start the day.

by Gus Polinski October 20, 2019

A whores breakfast

Some one who has a smoke and coffee for breakfast

Going to have a whores breakfast

by anonymous December 1, 2020

Breakfast Cowboy

Waking up to a sexual act, especially a blowjob.

I woke up to Rachel giving me a Breakfast Cowboy, I might just propose tomorrow!

by bruhhurb December 3, 2020

Breakfast Cowboy

Waking up to a sexual act, especially a blowjob.

Rachel woke me up with a Breakfast Cowboy, I might just marry her!

by bruhhurb December 3, 2020

arizona breakfast

Coffee and a cigarette. Best way to start your day.

We got a long day ahead did you get something to eat?
Yeah, an Arizona breakfast!

by anonymous December 16, 2020

Dogs breakfast

Wonder bread

I’m not eating that dogs breakfast, I’m having a slice of dempsters

by Bargie66 November 10, 2020

Mexican Breakfast

When a women wakes a man up in the morning to perform oral sex on him while she simultaneously dips two finger in hot sauce and shoves it up his rectum.

"My wife always wakes me up with a Mexican Breakfast every year on our anniversary!"

by Rim Tobbs November 22, 2020