Visit the gift shop

To defecate, especially in a public or business restroom

"I think I'll visit the gift shop before I leave."

by Crown-Fondler October 25, 2022

The 3 Rules Of The Shop

If you were to escape the matrix, you should know the 3 rules of the shop.
- NO bag. ❌💼

- NO bike. 🙅🏻 ♂️🚲

- ONLY pay in twenties. ✅💵
Proceed with caution, as not everyone is ready to transform into their true Sigma male form.

If you were a Sigma male, you would know The 3 Rules Of The Shop.

by Professor Nicholas Bradley November 1, 2022

Miami shopping cart

A Long Island ice tea with cocaine.

Gary lay off the Miami shopping carts you might get diarrhea.

by Popeye the shopping man November 13, 2022

Shop Car

A very common excuse used when trying to justify someone’s incompetence.

My name is Levi and my friends have “shop cars” so I can’t compete with them properly.

by Levi killa November 23, 2022

shops around the corner

Gay

He shops around the corner for sure sister!

by Ermine Street November 24, 2022

Bait shop

A shop that sells contraband I.e duty free cigarettes/alcohol or restricted drugs

Yo, you know anywhere I can get cheap fags?

Try the bait shop next to McDonald’s

by The cunt in the bag April 25, 2022

Cuchi Shop

A term used to describe a club that is known to have lots of hot women

(also often comes up in conversations when referencing Dick’s Sporting Goods)

“That last club we went to was slammed with hotties…a total cuchi shop!”

Billy: “Hey. I need a gift idea for you sister”

Susie: “How about a gift card to a sporting goods store”
Billy: “Good idea. Is she still into Dicks”
Susie: “you know Betty…she likes both…but lately she prefers the Cuchi Shop”

by UrbanCowboy007 September 15, 2022