The ultimate expression of life’s unfortunate events. Haven't you heard? No-one gets out alive. Life Sux!
“Most people think life sux, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sux, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty five years and you pay it back and then one day you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then one day you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.”
- Denis Leary
- Denis Leary
by Tom Smythe December 26, 2011
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Get the Life speedrun mug.A 3d virtual world where you can dress up your character, participate in events, make friends, drain your bank account to get enough coins for one item, and watch as the developers make gameplay worse and worse with every update.
"The baby update to the game Avakin Life was the last straw for many players, causing hundreds of people to stop playing and leave the community"
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Get the sucks at life mug.A gacha game where you make your own custom characters or something idk. It has a gay-sex obsessed community that will try to include as much "YAOI" in their videos as they can possibly fit, don't look it up, you'll regret it.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Gacha persons new gay sex video?
Person 2: Yes I have! It was SOOOO great!!!!
Person 3: This is why your father called the asylum dear.
Person 4: Gacha life is awful.
Person 2: Yes I have! It was SOOOO great!!!!
Person 3: This is why your father called the asylum dear.
Person 4: Gacha life is awful.
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Get the Life With MaK mug.A lifestyle in which a person visits the beach once, then slaps a "Salt Life" sticker on their car to tell you they've been. Also known as trend sluts, attention whores and posers. Most "Slut Lifers" reside hours, perhaps even days, from the nearest body of salt water.
But they think it's cool....
But they think it's cool....
"Hey Jenny, guess what? I just got back from Myrtle Beach and while I was there I got this awesome "Slut Life" sticker for my car!
It goes great with my rebel flag sticker and half-moon with palm tree stickers I got the last two times I went!"
It goes great with my rebel flag sticker and half-moon with palm tree stickers I got the last two times I went!"
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