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Johnny

A fairly nice person who only ever plays Monster Hunter and watches Community.
"Hey, wanna go see if Johnny can join us today?"
"Nah man, he's probably playing Monster Hunter and watching Community"
by Azhidal November 16, 2020
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Johnny-come-quickly

Also: Johnny-come-early

The opposite of a Johnny-come-lately. A Johnny-come-quickly is someone who is very early to catch on to a trend or stand up to an established social convention, usually the the point where they will be mocked, ridiculed, and possibly even persecuted in their own lifetime. In the end, of course, they are often proven correct, as shown by the eventual acceptance and mainstreamization of their position by Johnnies-come-lately.

While Johnnies-come lately are socially adept enough to pick up on logical cues from the world around them and adapt with the times, Johnnies-come-quickly are guided less by such rational logic and more so by an overwhelming sense of conviction in the truth of their beliefs. A Johnny-come-quickly is by definition extremely courageous because they are taking a position that is extremely unpopular.

Some examples of Johnnies-come-quickly throughout history include the the first people to posit a heliocentric solar system, the first proponents of a round earth, the first people to question the authority of the Church and of religion in general, and the first to take progressive stances on the rights of women and LGBT people.
While he faced ridicule and failure in his own lifetime, Leonardo Da Vinci’s dreams of the seemingly impossible notion of flight were eventually borne out, thus ensuring his pioneering legacy as a true Johnny-come-quickly
by Alex-2598 November 24, 2020
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Johnny mustang

Anybody who drives a Ford Mustang, especially one who shows it off.
Oh look, here comes Johnny Mustang up on the left.
by jay gee November 27, 2020
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Johnny Boy

"Maybe i am Pittacus Lore?"
Nine disagrees with Johnny Boy
by Themotherfuckingalpha November 30, 2020
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Crack Johnny

If you don't get to work Im gonna take that Crack Johnny and slap you upside tha head
by Oldestoldman October 24, 2020
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johnny j

An absolute stud, fattest cock around and is loved by everyone he meets. good friends with almost everyone and can always make you smile.

still a DILF though
by kindersuprise October 29, 2020
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Johnny juice

Fuck ton of tequila, ice, and whatever juice the bartender prefers.
by Calamus9 November 5, 2020
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