reversed jesus

a drink that mixes water with wine,

hence turning water into wine.

"Jesus turns wine into water, and kills you for his sins."-Reverse Jesus

A: Why do you add water into wine
B: Because it tastes terrible, maan.
A: Oh a reversed Jesus, then.
B: Yeah, whatever.

C: Gimme a reversed Jesus.
D: A what? Ah that terrible wine with water then.
C: Yeah.

by sucking wine May 16, 2011

Jesus Whompper

Kids with blue eyes and blonde hair, who's parents may have the same trait, and come from the south and brag about how awesome jesus is, even though deep down their awful people.

That new kid from georia is such a Jesus Whompper. He said Jesus loves everyone just before he laughed at the mentally challenged kids.

by carlitohasballs April 7, 2009

Mo-Jesus

A term used to ask Jesus for more of his love and grace, or for The fire of the holy spirit,supernatural things of God, or passion to be ignited for him.

(more Jesus)

Give me Mo-Jesus! We want "Mo"(more) of Choo(you)

by Ages August 5, 2008

Jesus hanger

A cross.

She had blingy jesus hangers all over her butt.

by fuzzybuzzz February 11, 2013

tweeting jesus

to fart. farting. to bust ass. busting ass. to squeeze the cheese. squeezing the cheese. baking an air biscuit.

are you just constantly tweeting jesus? stinky motherfucker.

have you tweeted jesus today? you look kind of backed up.

hold your breath, i just tweeted jesus.

i have to tweet jesus so bad, it's tearing the ass out of me.

by chuckybubbles May 9, 2014

Jesus Feet

When one's feet are super dirty from walking without shoes or socks. Much like Jesus' feet would have been.

"Dude. You have such Jesus feet right now. Clean yourself up, and put on shoes!"

by Steve Primanti August 25, 2014

jesus cut

Serving yourself a torn apart piece is bread from a larger serving. Much like Jesus would have cut the bread at the last serving, just tear what you want.

I took a jesus cut from th loaf of bread our server brought to our table, forget knives.

by the timio March 17, 2015