Coffee

Wierd Shit That Makes 14 Year Old White Girls Go Crazy

OMG You Got A Fucking Starbucks Coffee

by ZdziChu March 2, 2020

Coffee

Coffee is a addicted drink or powder normally used in the morning for energy. Some people use the term Coffee as “(C)hrist (O)ffers (F)orgiveness (F)or (E)veryone (E)verywhere”

I’m having a energy rush on coffee!
I learned what C.o.f.f.e.e meant at church today!

by i0nlyspeakFactS March 8, 2020

Coffee, kiss, and quarantine?

It’s the new Netflix and chill, imax and climax, etc in the time of coronavirus pandemic.

Person to attractive quarantine candidate: coffee, kiss, and quarantine?

Candidate: thanks, but id rather go shopping for disinfectant wipes with you unless you have a fever.

by Doctor.vin March 13, 2020

coffee dealer

Someone who sells coffee in quarantine time

I just buy a coffee from a coffee dealer.

by europiancomedy March 20, 2020

Hardcore coffee drinking

drinking 5 cups of coffee, with each cup of coffee containing 500x the amount of caffienne in normal coffee

i plan to do some hardcore coffee drinking today

by Herobrine_from_minecraft March 24, 2020

Having the cake and coffee

When someone is BSing around; taking their sweet time.

How long has he been in the bathroom? Is he having the cake and coffee in there?

Why is he taking so long?
Maybe he's having the cake and coffee

by Vincekid March 25, 2020

Coffee

What some people's moms drink every single morning.

My mom just woke up and got her usual coffee.

by Crazy_Girl123 May 1, 2020