Christmas clap

On Christmas Eve you get together with another special someone. You then wake up on Christmas Day and something just ain’t right. Surprisingly you find out you have acquired the “ Christmas clap.”

Dayum Shaunita, you were with Kwantrell last night. I’m glad you made it for Christmas dinner. But don’t sit down at the dinner table with that Christmas clap.

by Dizzy Dycks December 25, 2023

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Clap

Something your dad is good at doing to your mother

Your mailman clapped the shit out of your cheating mother

by SuperClapMan69 January 13, 2024

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Shit in your hand and clap

A phrase that displays disdain, anger or frustration.

Scout from Team Fortress 2: What the hell is you guys' problem?!
Some guy: Shit in your hand and clap.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: But then I'll have shit in TWO hands!

by ChickenBiscuits27 January 22, 2024

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a clap happy pussy ass trick is a bitch that continually does her man's dick cause it feels good and she ain't got nothing better to do than to get high off the climax with his rod that she creates a still picure of his dick in her and his mind until it happpens that way

Angelina Jolie is such a clap happy pussy ass trick with any of her men she traps em and they can't leave her fucking ass presence cause she frame them in her vags.

by aromabinger February 9, 2024

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clapped

when you call someone dumb.

“oh my lord you’re so clapped bro.”

by crimsona110 December 11, 2022

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Asstral Clapping

When your maiden is far away, waiting for you with her cheeks sticking out missing you and you astral project yourself to her clap her cheeks.

Guy1: "You say, you slept with your girl last night?"
Guyt2: "Yeah."
G2: "...how? She's a province away dude?"
G3: "I gave her an asstral clapping bro"

by Garlic0Bread December 26, 2022

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