Kiwi Breakfast

You’ll often find a “Kiwi Breakfast” on the menu of a New Zealand cafe. Besides the produce being local, there is nothing inherently “Kiwi” about it. Its literally an English Breakfast… except it in New Zealand, so therefore it’s “Kiwi”.

Kiwi waiter: “would you like to try our Kiwi Breakfast “
English tourist: “yeah sure”

20 minutes later…

English tourist: “this is literally an English breakfast without black pudding”

by Poseidon’s Kiss December 9, 2023

gen z breakfast

A breakfast consisting of an energy drink and some form of nicotine, usually in the form of a vape or cigarette

What do you mean it's not a real breakfast, urban dictionary calls it a 'gen z breakfast' so it has to be real!

by No psuedonym required December 23, 2022

Continental Breakfast

A cheap “breakfast” that CEOs and managers get their employees, paid for with their corporate credit card, and with a copy of the receipt to give to the company so that they can get reimbursed, because god forbid you spend 1/100,000th of your yearly salary on your staff to show that you actually give a rats ass about them. Typically purchased from whichever donut shop is the cheapest (and on their way to work so they don’t need to use an extra $0.90 of gas), this meal is comprised of donuts and/or muffins, fruits, toast, and coffee.

CEO: On Monday we will feature a continental breakfast for the first time in two years to show you all how much we appreciate your hard work that you prioritize over spending time with your family so that you can still afford to pay rent.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

Gentleman’s Breakfast

A purchase made before noon consisting of copious amounts of cheap alcohol and a cheap snack

A Gentleman’s Breakfast of two 40s and a bag of peanuts is a great way to start the day.

by Gus Polinski October 20, 2019

Chris Wadey Breakfast

Chicken chow mein up your bum x10 funnel 10x red bulls into your bum hole and poo on your wifes nipple. Then eat it. Lovely Jubbly.

I love a Chris Wadey breakfast on a Tuesday

by Jonny Ross November 21, 2021

Breakfast mess

A breakfast mess is a midwest diner breakfast staple, consisting of several ingredients like pre-cooked (usually leftover baked) potatoes, that are either diced or shredded, some type of breakfast meat like sausage, bacon, or ham that has also been diced up. Then some diced onions, bell peppers, can mushrooms, and eggs (scrambled into it, or over easy). All cooked together, then topped with sliced American cheese or shredded cheese.

I went to the local diner this morning and the cook made me a breakfast mess.

by Jacjoa November 5, 2021

Breakfast Bagel

When you wake up and eat the butthole of your lover or acquaintance

Woke up and had a Breakfast Bagel this morning before the big meeting.

by Gamezurkers November 13, 2021