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baking fool

A person, usually a coworker, who continually brings homemade baked goods to share as a gesture of supposed kindness. In reality it is not a selfless act at all but an excuse to:
1) show off their culinary skills and garner praise
2) tempt coworkers who are attempting weight loss
3) remove said baked goods from their own home environment thus removing temptation of singular consumption in it's entirety
Brent: Man, you are so lucky to work with Pam! She brings homemade cookies almost everyday!
Todd: Not really- she's only doing it to save herself from eating them all; and she knows I'm trying to lose weight. She's a baking fool.
by Pamann December 16, 2011
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shaked and baked

Being very, very stoned.
Person 1: DOUBLE RAINBOW!
Person 2: Wow, you're so shaked and baked.
by Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! February 24, 2011
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Bake some cheetos

Code name for smoking weed when you don't wanna get caught in a public place

EX: School, Work...Etc.
by FuckLife32 June 15, 2011
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Make 'n bake

after making a hard test at school, smoke a joint
dude, that test is gonna be hard, let's do a make 'n bake
by LeonSmokinHuizinga October 31, 2011
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Sunfeast Baked Creations

Your perfect gourmet companion. Makes for a great +1 on all days — bright and gloomy alike. ❤
Never out of warm, cheesy moments that make you smile. Created to fulfill your darkest fantasies with sugar and spice and everything nice. 😉
“I so deserve an indulgent treat! I’m ordering something from ITC Sunfeast Baked Creations"
by ITC-SBC November 24, 2021
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stale baked potato

When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.
Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that
by Asianpersuasion1202 May 30, 2023
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Bake a brownie

When you take a shit and then shove it up the girls pussy, 'impregnating' her with the poop.
hey Candice, u wanna bake a brownie tonight?
by Autistic_Lemon June 19, 2023
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