perfect boyfriend

kiwi

kiwi is the most perfect boyfriend ever no doubt about it

by kiwi's blakeyboo October 26, 2019

boyfriend land

This is were someone (a girl) can’t do anything with her boyfriend, the girl will always mention her boyfriend no matter what, she can never make time for her friends cause it seems that her boyfriend is more important. It is usually the girls who are new to dating but anyone can go through it

Girl1- hey guys I can’t go to the mall my boyfriend is going to a party

Girl2- but isn’t it full of boys, in hints for all boys

Girl1-yeah but it’s my boyfriend I’ll be fine

Girl1 walks away

Girl3- jeez she’s in boyfriend land

Girl2- that’s correct

by Potaotowolf November 2, 2019

boyfriend arms

squishy strong arms that can carry things, good for hugs

Park Jongseong has boyfriend arms.

by wonieluvr November 3, 2021

Armory boyfriend

The boyfriend that looks out for you best interest and is overprotective and possessive. Always wants to talk and know how you are doing. Will make you the happiest you’ve ever been.

He’s so caring he must be an armory boyfriend

by Alannatheduck November 13, 2021

Napalm boyfriend

A boyfriend who's so clingy it destroys the relationship.

"She told me we need some space, what should I do?"
"Bro, you need to stop being such a napalm boyfriend."

by Nervous_Language November 18, 2021

Boyfriend

A male person who is destined to be a footnote in your sexual history. All your shared memories with him will eventually exist only in your fading memory. Your relationship with him was started specifically so that it could end eventually. The essence of your relationship is to extract pleasure from him as possible before he or you ultimately disappoint and the relation is over. In our throw away society, he is eventually relegated to the trash heap and replaced by the new shiny boy who you take down from the shelf. As the nurse in the waiting room says: "NEXT!" And, as has been said before: "Men are like buses; wait a few minutes and another will come along."

I broke up with my boyfriend because I could not believe he liked strawberry ice cream.

by Curmudgeoncake November 20, 2021

expose your boyfriend day

Expose your boyfriend day on October 18

Toxic or not expose embarrassing stories and pictures or expose his true colors

Hey bebe get ready for October 18th. Your getting exposed on expose your boyfriend day

by Starlighttofunny October 5, 2021