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austinning

Noun, Verb

1. The act of applying real world physics on fictional events resulting in absurd conclusions. It works as a form of edutainment. It is rarely used in battleboarding discussions. The namesake is the narrator from ShoddyCast's "The SCIENCE!"

2. The act of measuring things subject to artistic licensing under the assumption that they are self-consistent.
1. I just saw a video where someone was austinning the Pokemon evolutions. It was horrifying, funny and I learned some things about biology.

2. You can't just take the size of this stylized milk carton and measure how big the stylized house is in comparisson to it. You're austinning!
by I-Don't-Want-A-Nickname November 27, 2024
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Austin

Autistic bald beta male who has like 100000000 power in clash of clans
“Austin, get off your iPad.”
by Sk1b November 29, 2024
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Austin

A guy who will willingly nuke anything, try to melt down a nuclear reactor, invade Poland, and try to cause any and as much destruction as possible.
That Austin causes so much destruction.
by Mr. Good Sir the 14th December 2, 2024
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Austin Gade

Someone who gets every opportunity, relationship chance, and money all handed to them.
Austin Gade got a date to prom without even trying.
by spiral_staircase December 6, 2024
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Austin Power's Syndrome

As in the Mike Myer's film "Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery," Dr. Evil's outrageous plot is to control the world,

World domination. We now see that Donald Trump has a plot to control/dominate the World.
Donald Trump has Austin Power's Syndrome. Trump wants to control/ dominate the World.
by anonymous January 10, 2025
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Austin

Austin is nice and can be funny but isn't the best at reading people, he likes video games a bit to much, he's great at making friends and rarely falls for someone, he sucks at giving hints and the second he truly does that girl will just NEVER feel the same about him, Austin has liked multiple girls but none have ever liked him back, Austin wants to just be happy for once.
"hey Name, so I might perchance like Name,"

"I KNEW IT"

" Does she like me back?"

"... Sorry Austin she likes Name"

"Oh..."
by Mr. Skibidi January 11, 2025
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Austin Oil Change

when your male partner swirls their fingers around in your anus until a thick brown sludge continuously pours out
He's never been able to shit right after jimmy gave him that Austin oil change!
by blissful ignorance January 14, 2025
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