National wash a window day on august 29

If you laugh even the slightest sounds like a window getting washed , then august 29 is your day!,

Boy1: hey bro isn’t national wash a window day on august 29, today?
Boy 2: oh yeah , i better wash a window this instant bro!

by Duck laugher April 12, 2023

august 12 2005

Birthday of the best bad bitch.
If you are born on this day you most likely are attracted to the same sex and have an amazing best friend

Best friend: when were u born
You: August 12 2005
Best friend: HAHA GAY AND U LOVE ME

by Ekpppppppp April 18, 2023

August 3

a sweet baby girl WITH BITCH ASS FRIENDS WHO SUCK COCK

Person 1: oh I love girls born on august 3rd
Person 2: YEAH BUT SHE HAS BITCH ASS FRIENDS🤨

by anonymous April 21, 2023

August 17th

my birthday bitch so send me 10 pounds i beg you

“it’s your birthday! here’s 10 pounds”

August 17th is the birthday of me

by TheBestCurryMuncher1012 April 23, 2023

August

A guy with a very small penis.

Person: Ew. Look at that guys. Bet hes an August
Person 2: Yeah, what a disgusting retard

by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023

August

A fat ass polar bear that steals people’s food and is probably inbred and related to Helen Keller

Hey do you see that guy

Yeah he looks like an august

by Not mutazim May 9, 2023

August 27th

People born in August 27 have the biggest dicks in the world, they are kind, smart and funny. The greatest type of people you will ever meet. If you one they are a keeper.

His shmeat is so big, he must be born on August 27th

by Isidorus Samir Toma November 24, 2023