dick harder than a coconut

a pickup line for when you are trying to complement a Homo sapiens(male)

“oh boi your dick harder than a coconut”

by aaron phuas tight shirt January 9, 2021

Faster than a nun’s nugget

Really fast

My teeth are faster than a nun’s nugget

by Trunchbull1969 January 30, 2021

Charlie is Cuter Than Emilia

The official phrase police has deemed the phrase : “Charlie is cuter than Emilia” a fact. No questions asked.

Charlie is way cuter than Emilia.
Charlie is way hotter than Emilia.
Charlie is way more adorable than Emilia.
The definition of “Charlie is cuter than Emilia” : Charlie is way more attractive than Emilia.

by Official Phrase Police February 5, 2021

Than’s laugh

The nectar of the gods

Than’s laugh makes me between 9 and 11 inches

by TheFake_Cake April 3, 2021

wetter than a nun in a candle shop

when something is truly sopping wet

*steps into puddle with only socks on*
"ugh... my sock is wetter than a nun in a candle shop"

by Freddie21 April 9, 2021

Cozier than a hair in a biscuit

When you’re very, snug, cozy, or comfortable.

Popularized by Michael Evans in 2021.

Last night while the snow was falling and the fireplace was roaring, I felt cozier than a hair in a biscuit!

by geej123 April 17, 2021

Better than pussy itself

Mostly used when referring to something that supersedes the level pussy can offer. often meant as a joke and not mean to be taken literal.

mmm...... this tastes soo fucking good, I swear to God, better than pussy itself .

by Phd in Sexology May 4, 2021