Jet log

A poop that is taken on an airplane.

To the chagrin of Jason, Mike dropped a massive jet log because he couldn't wait for the plane to land.

by keepinitgiebel July 6, 2022

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Logging in

Engaging in sex. The male genitalia (log) inside of a female companion

When I get home my girl/wife better be ready, cause I'm logging in tonight

by IrritatedData July 16, 2022

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The type of person who will not move off of the couch. A person who likes to yell and rage to claim back their spot. A type of person who will and can be lazy and will glare down anyone who wishes to steal their log (the couch).

Hey Olivia do you wanna go out today?

Olivia: No Im a bump on a log

by Bump on a log July 25, 2022

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mob log

basically combat logging but instead caused by mobs

wow i am so pathetic i mob logged

by pepperppmaint June 8, 2022

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Abra-Ham Lincoln Log

A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.

Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.

by AStrunkMan69 July 4, 2022

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