Hook Chaser

The poor rigger that has chase the hook all day because the legend in the seat can’t catch the load.

Poor Juan has to rig for the legend Tom today, he’s going to be a hook chaser all day. Tom could catch a cold faster than he could catch his load.

by TB alloon head October 11, 2023

Sandy Hook

The name that strikes fear into our hearts.
The Man behind this slaughtered kindergarteners.
The true hero for school shooters
The rizzler...

We bouta recreate sandy hook!

by Adam Lanza go brrrr...WRIZZ October 23, 2023

fallopian fish hook

The form of birth control known as an IUD (intra-uterine device) EXPIRES EVERY THREE YEARS

My ex’s fallopian fish hook expired and now I have a toddler

by Tnorth October 30, 2023

Light Hook

A light hook is a person who attempts to save you from a relationship with a crazy bitch, but often fails.

Jake's like a light hook, don't go to him for relationship advice.

by kzth November 14, 2023

Right Hook

Attaching a harpoon to your dick and then riding (righting) a girl with it.

“I’m so down for a right hook right now!!”

by DylanTheFrogKid April 19, 2023

dewclaw-hooking

Is like when a lion swipes at its prey and hooks one its front paw dewclaws into whatever it's chasing or clouting at, so the prey animal just cant escape.

"I have to stay calm and try and eye-dominate you because if I don’t, and you’re not too thick or lazy, you’re quite capable of rearing up on your hind legs, and then dewclaw-hooking me off this horizontal tree-branch with a swipe of one front paw."

by mimbijones April 29, 2023

Meat Hooks

When you're seeing a girl and there's no "title" and the girl begins to act, treat and behave like your in a "titled relationship" without your acknowledgement.

Girl: "Why didn't answer your phone? I called you all night. Who were you with?
Guy: What the @#!$, you're tripping, quit trying to sink your "Meat Hooks"

by bl0ody6lov3 May 11, 2023