Glazed donut

When you're having sex with someone doggy style and right before you ejaculate you pull out and spray it on their a******.

"After I bent my girl over the counter and banged her, I pulled out and gave her glazed donut."

by Mr.Fatnuts January 29, 2023

Donut Whirle

A Donut Whirle is when you grab a miniature donut and put it on someone's ear and finger it.

I gave Joseph a Donut Whirle!

by Kystuma February 5, 2023

donut

the wrong word

its called a doughnut not a donut you idiots

by nshhuna February 7, 2023

Glazed Donut

When you are bored at work and decide to pass time by masturbating in the public bathroom, leaving a large amount of ejaculated on the toilet ring. Thus making it a glazed donut.

Joe was so bored at work he decided to make glazed donuts in the employee bathroom

by cracker February 22, 2023

Bag of Donuts

Bag of Donuts (noun):

A craps bet in which a player places a chip on every “hard ways” bet, plus an additional chip for the dealers. Typically done with a $5 chip but can be executed with any increment of 5. Named for its diverse and generous nature, akin to offering someone a varied selection of donuts.

“I’m feeling lucky tonight; put me down for a Bag of Donuts to spread the love!”

by Pooppuree October 12, 2023

Donut Hole

The act of ignoring someone's words or actions towards you.

"yeah she tried talking to me earlier, I totally donut hole her ass."

by shardvark October 13, 2023

Donut of failure

1.) A very depressing donut.

2.) A sad person who fails a lot

Example 1:
Chloe: Ewww that donut makes me sad
Sarah: It tasted like a glazed bagel
Chloe: It's a donut of failure

Example 2:
Mikey is such a donut of failure.

by DonutOfFailure November 3, 2023