Dirt

An all purpose profanity, shortened version of dirtay

You are Dirt, stupid asshole!

You are THE dirt, awesome buddy!

My shoe blew up?!!? Dirt that.

by EliseIsBored October 3, 2007

Dirt cop

Soil Technician. Someone who does quality control in the construction industry. Tester/Inspector of grading and earthwork during residential and commercial developing.

look pal,I'm the Dirt Cop here and I say all this shit is rejected. Dig it out and fix it before I inform the developer that you guys are fucking everything up!

by irvinesucks December 29, 2007

Dirt Fairy

They originated form Houston were the fattest of the fat poeple go.A.K.A Rosie O'Donnell and that morbidly obese girl with the uncontrollable flatulence that sit's in front of me in history. Whenever you dig a hole the dirt fairy's come and take or add more dirt. Evertime the little bastards do it!

Were did all this dirt come form! dirt fairy's dude dirt fairy's. dirty little bastards!

by sterfry with ketchup May 22, 2008

dirt blurt

Originating in N.Ireland this is a way of describing a skank.

Dont go near her, she is a real "dirt blurt".

by Pleasefalayshme March 31, 2008

dirt-di-dirt

Really cool. Usally used to describe someone or an action.

"Did you see my homerun?"
"Yeah it was dirt-di-dirt"

by Moi4 March 24, 2009

Dirt

A girlfriend or any girl that is disliked by other friends in anyway

Indians hanging out with that dirt again isnt he?

Fuck he's bringing the dirt with him

by figehiers December 15, 2008

hit dirt

For a player to score a touchdown ie Pay Dirt. Commonly used in Fantasy Football lingo or casually when watching a game or multiple games at once at a sports bar.

You see that LT just hit dirt for the 3rd time today? Joe's team has it locked up.

by Dewwy Burks December 9, 2008