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President Clean

Somebody who has made unproven suggestions, such as injecting disinfectants to cure the Corona Virus.
"And I see the disinfectant. Where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute. Is there a way that we can do something similar like that?"

-Donald J. Trump

President Trump, AKA President Clean, has made this dangerous, yet hilarious suggestion during the Corona Virus press briefing on April 23, 2020.
by Superman 2050 September 21, 2020
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Clean Melissa

Getting white girl wasted on wine, passing out on the floor and then dragged around like a dust mop
Bra, your house looks great, what happened last night?
Erin dropped out early and Brad pulled a clean Melissa. he really cleaned this place up, I hope her sweater wasn't dry clean only
by Shorthood September 22, 2020
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Mr. Clean A Wap

Is the act of driving on the wrong side of road while eating fried chicken nugget birds and performing the Aussie Hot Pocket
Performed the Mr. Clean A WAP last night and got to say both proud and disgusted with myself right now
by Le Sex Furguson IV October 8, 2020
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Clean Me Out

Clean me out for $1000
by YoungBoyJ October 17, 2020
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clean spot

"hey yo u got some clean spots on your neck"
by Bryan Nahanee October 10, 2003
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Freeze cleaning

Freeze cleaning is an ancient form of cleaning brought forth by the Mayans, who learned it from Martian taskmasters.

The Martians, who had advanced technology, used freeze cleaning to dust peripheral computer equipment and also their clothing. Due to the unique fibres which composed their clothing articles, freeze cleaning was the only viable method to clean their clothes without damage.

Spanish conquistadors learned of this technique while decimating the Mayan population, and banished it due to its "unholy" qualities.

Before the freeze cleaning hut was destroyed, a few rogue cleaning elders transcribed the process onto cave walls. This was discovered in the 20th century by explorer Huron Livingston, who advocated for its use on a wide scale.

Unfortunately, companies such as Tide and All paid up to the right congresspeople to block the patent. Freeze cleaning remains largely a myth, but those who employ its use are generally exalted as wise sages of human beings.
"I freeze cleaned my keyboard to remove the dust."

"I freeze cleaned my jeans."

"Freeze cleaning is a great method for removing dust."
by Johnathon_Meyers August 2, 2012
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DCO - Dry Clean Only

She is so DCO - Dry Clean Only - it takes her 2 hours to get ready, can't actually walk anywhere in her heels, super picky about restaurants, bars, clubs...
by jessica49 September 4, 2012
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