Mr. Chode is the kind of person that you would find scrounging your basement floors for a can of SpaghettiOs or looking at your beautiful newborn daughter through the downstairs windows. A Mr. Chode is often blonde short and likes football.
by Muffinstuffer14 May 25, 2016
Get the Mr. Chode mug.A "chode road", is a road or street where frat houses are. People in frats are chodes, hence the name "chode road."
by SnackLord December 26, 2016
Get the Chode Road mug.A chode broker is one who partakes in the buying and selling of chodes, in some cases for financial gain.
Person 1: Dude, I just hooked up with your ex girlfriend!
Person 2: Dude, you know what you are? You're a chode broker.
Person 2: Dude, you know what you are? You're a chode broker.
by peetypablo January 1, 2012
Get the Chode broker mug.The strange occurrence of a man with a very small penis going to go to the toilet and finding that he urinates in two different directions. Etymology: "a fork in the road" + "chode"
Bob: My mate's knob is so small, and not only that but he gets a fork in the chode like every time he goes to bathroom.
Rob: That's so disgusting, but weird, and actually kind of arousing.
Rob: That's so disgusting, but weird, and actually kind of arousing.
by TheFoulestBeastOfThemAll October 30, 2011
Get the a fork in the chode mug.by Dick Munchee February 11, 2008
Get the Chode Butter mug.When someone runs out of chode gold their chode creates a farting noise and the gas that comes out smells like a grogan.
After jacking off for a week, the guy could no longer produce chode gold and emitted a long, loud chode fart coming from his chode hole.
by Chodes Anonymous January 9, 2009
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