Bowl Van Gogh

Fecal residue on a toilet bowl - a fine art

"Duuude I'm gonna famous, go check out my Bowl Van Gogh. I don't know where I get my creativity sometimes man."

by The Van Gogh of Bowl Art October 1, 2023

Van Zanten

When you plow into the side of someone as they're trying to get away.

Person A: "Dude, I totally pulled a Van Zanten on my girl last night!"
Person B: "What, you banged her from the side when she was running away?!"
Person A: "Yeah."
Person B: "Nice. It's messed up, but still. Nice."

by TurboTard October 4, 2023

Van Dilly

An inquiry, or an alert to someone about a subject at hand or a previously scheduled activity between two individuals is starting.

**Elon Musk tweets that Twitter is implementing rate limits.**

Response:
Elon. Van Dilly.

OR

**The game Bob wanted to watch with his dad is starting. His dad texts him.**

Text from dad:

Bob. Van Dilly.

by RobTheConqueror July 5, 2023

Armand Van Der Merew

Armand Van Der Merew is a category 9 big boi with massive tiddies. If provoked, will call upon the gods of "tsa mina mina eh eh", to chase you down with looming missiles that progress faster and faster until they impact you in the rectum. Once the rectumus missiles have met their fate inside your rectum you will be completely immobilized. He will then grow long muscular legs that allow him to run at you with speeds unimaginable to the average person. While running, he will be engaged in clapping mode, where his cheeks constantly clap in order to disperse the heat and friction coming from his ground thumping legs. By the time that behemoth of an absolute unit is close enough to reach you, he will make one big LEAP into the air, do a summersault, and absolutely crush you with his vibrating buttocks.

Oh man, I sure hope I don't get chased down by that absolute unit this time, sheeesh. One more rectumus missile from Armand Van Der Merew, and I'm as good as a vegetable.

by Jason with a C July 25, 2023

Tuyet Van

Van is my girlfriend and I love her

I love Tuyet Van so much gaddamnit

by Tuyet Van November 22, 2021

Tuyet Van

She is my girlfriend and I love her so much

gaddamn I love Tuyet Van so much

by Tuyet Van November 22, 2021

Van

A person who's really confident , loves to go out and have a good time. A very hot male that flirts a lot and is very good looking. Very strong and smart. Has the best personality, very funny, and a great sense of humor. Lovable and good looking male. That would do anything for the ones he loves and he has a big sense of pride that makes him into a great man.

I would love to have someone like Vanik as my boyfriend.

by Aria_Sun November 22, 2021