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Obama´s last name

It´s his first name.
Jacob: "Hey, what´s Obama´s last name?"

Scholar: " It´s his first name."

Jacob: "What do you mean what´s his first name? I am asking for his last name?"

Scholar: "That would be his first name."

Jacob: "If Obama is his first name his last name is his first name, I don´t get it..."

Scholar: "I think you got it."

Obama: " I just want to go to Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people"

Jacob - Walks out *confused*
by ScientificScholar March 6, 2024
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Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
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Obama washer

In 2009, higher efficiency standards for top-loading washing machines ruined the cleaning ability and time taken on a load of laundry. These new mandates were pushed by the Obama administration hence the name “Obama Washer”
How come our new washer is taking 2 hours to wash a load of laundry? Probably because it’s one of them damn Obama washers.
by Real0b0m@ March 10, 2024
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Obama Pour

I very hefty pour of booze, typically tequila. Coined when watching President Obama meet with Mexican Pres. Nieto in 2013. The two shared a glass of tequila that was HUGE, coining the term "Obama Pour"
"Damn! you trying to get me drunk? That's an Obama Pour!"
by Johnnyeffenboots March 11, 2024
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Obama

The sexist man to live.
Person 1: Have you seen that pic of Obama?
Person 2: OMG THAT PIC IS SO SEXY!
Person 3: I want to make out with him.
by Nebula_GTAG March 18, 2024
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Balls obama

Me
by Balls Obama July 21, 2022
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Obama beatboxing

It’s exactly what it sounds like.
by iPoopEveryDay July 22, 2022
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