I sliced myself a with a key

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I sliced myself a with a key

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Keys

Alternative spelling for kys to avoid having the account banned

User 1: Offensive and hurtful comment
User 2: Keys

by Cheehuahua February 4, 2025

key head

genius that can unlock answers to anything

"bro my car is broken" "easy just fill up gas" "you key head its working now!"

by bestand February 7, 2025

Keys

Kill yourself. People figured out how to tell someone to kill themselves on Tiktok without their comment being removed.

-I'm such a big fan of Hitler!
-Keys.

by Kakajohn February 10, 2025

Low-key

A word that Dylan uses a lot

Dylan says "thats low-key crazy!"
Piper says "Dylan! You use that word a lot!"

by Piepear to Dialone February 21, 2025

Angel Jose Roble's Anime Music Video Profile Holds The Key Of Dragon Ball GT

Angel Jose Roble's Anime Music Video Profile Holds The Key Of Dragon Ball GT

Angel Jose Roble's Anime Music Video Profile Holds The Key Of Dragon Ball GT

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 22, 2025

Kei

Supreme being. Amazing at almost anything. Extremely long shlong. Everybody wants to be friends with a Kei. Incredibly handsome, beautiful, gorgeous. Above everybody else.

Why is Kei so hot.

Kei is better than everybody else fr.

Timmy, Santiago look its Kei!!

by Tsuyuyuyu November 23, 2021