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shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.
Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
by Thefanman July 6, 2022
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shop-plopper

Someone (usually a husband) who is told to plop himself down in a chair in the mall while his wife (or girlfriend) shops.
Mary and I went to the mall today. She spent four hours shopping and I was a shop-plopper.
by BillyBooDozer July 12, 2022
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Pop-shopping

To shop for a variety of products that are in popular demand.
I rather to pop-shopping tonight!
by anonymous August 5, 2022
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Corner shop

Where year 8’s get their vapes and Lucozade and the paki shout at you for not liking curry
Dave:OI GET ME A LARGA FROM THE CORNER SHOP!

Peter:FUCK OFF THE PAKI IS A CURRY Muncher
by Dave_the_dickhead August 10, 2022
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Electric Shop

The backbone of the maintenance department, true electricians who fine tuen skills in trade to keep aircraft up, often lesser shops such as airframes and or powerlines come to seek guidance from the electric shop marine for they do not know how to read.
-Electric shop will fix it.
by Papiguapo67 August 17, 2022
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Ass pro shops

A shop where you buy lingerie, fishing poles, and they have a master bait shop
I'm going to ass pro shops to get some fishing tackle to catch me some pussycatfish
by D Flawless August 18, 2022
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bucket shop

A bucket shop is a company that sells a coat of arms usually with the inaccurate name of "family crest" associated with the customer's surname nonetheless if the customer in question can claim a link to the original armiger. You can often tell if a coat of arms is from a bucket shop by looking if it has the customer's surname in the motto scroll instead of a real motto.
Tim Johnson unknowingly bought a bucket shop coat of arms associated with his surname Johnson off a family crest website.
by the real Ioseb August 24, 2022
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