Charlotte simp

*not a joke
Someone/something that experiences or shows signs of puppy love or obsessive love-type behavior towards an individual named Charlotte. (Usually a lesbian or bisexual)

Alexis looks like such a Charlotte simp.

by the OG Charlotte simp. August 6, 2021

Simp HQ

Twitch headquarters.

- Some chick got dicked live on Twitch and only got a seven day ban, whereas I got permabanned because some rando yelled the gamer word over the mic.
- What did you expect from Simp HQ!?

by Mephisto, the Lord of Hatred November 5, 2022

Schrödinger's SIMP

A SIMP that will attempt to hit on a girl and play it off as a joke. This typically manifests in incels that lack the confidence to actually declare their attraction to a female. You can easily spot one of these grotesque creatures if you call them out on discord for it and they respond "bro I was joking" or "dude I was being ironic."

Girl: "Jeez, I've been in my house all day because of COVID. I really should get out more!"
Guy1: "I'd love to take you out"
Girl: *quiet*
Guy1: "HA I was being ironic"

Guy2: "Holy fuck Guy1 is a fucking Schrödinger's SIMP"
Guy1: "Bro I was just joking"

by YouGoodBro? November 17, 2020

Simp for ron

When a girl named gabbie says im a simp for ron it means she is madly in love with Ronald Billius Weasley

Dayum im a simp for ron

by gabrichards November 26, 2020

loyal simp

A nigga who only simps for 1 for chica and 1 chica only.

Joely's such a loyal simp for Haylee.

by BigDaddyJoel November 28, 2020

pimp simp

when you have a pimp mind set but throw your simpin in for someone

damn he’s a pimp simp

by big dick daddy 03 December 5, 2020

Simp Bait

One who hits on their friends to draw attention, allowing others to flirt, so a simp can be found.

I am simp bait so Rio can find a simp.

by Handy_manny69 December 25, 2020