Retard Drag

When pulling dead weight is significantly heavier, or more difficult. Due in large part to the the fact that the weight is retarded.

John passed out in the job site, but due to his retard drag, nobody could pull him to safety.

by Gatordontplaythatshit July 8, 2021

Sugar Retarded

What you become when you shove a Gordian Knot of gummy worms down your throat, chug an entire 2L soda, a candy bar milkshake, then snort an entire bag of sugar for good measure.

"Jason really overdid the candy at the party yesterday, he's still Sugar retarded"

by realmrniceface July 9, 2021

dying retard

the appropriate insult to call someone after they push you off of a 1 block wide bridge into a lava lake in the nether

"ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME YOU DYING RETARD!? WHAT THE FUCK!"

by Bryce Huxford August 28, 2022

Literal retard

People named Ragnar

Look at that literal retard, ah it's Ragnar what did you expect.

by Ragnar the retard September 23, 2022

Fire retarded

When someone is so stupid they think they are fire proof

Person 1: how did he burn himself
Person 2: he is fire retarded

by Sendai ballz January 13, 2022

Retarded Justin

Some one who puts fingers up the ass of school teachers, so they can taste what the teacher had for lunch.

"Dude, a kid got put in detention for being a retarded Justin."

by Bill Cosbys sister December 13, 2021

Fire Retarded

When you intentionally set out to make a fire with bad intentions, but the fire never happens.

Person 1: I put my campfire right next to my pile of highly combustible twigs.
Person 2: Did you start a wildfire?
Person 1: No, I'm fire retarded.

by foxkat January 3, 2021