dying retard

the appropriate insult to call someone after they push you off of a 1 block wide bridge into a lava lake in the nether

"ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME YOU DYING RETARD!? WHAT THE FUCK!"

by Bryce Huxford August 28, 2022

Literal retard

People named Ragnar

Look at that literal retard, ah it's Ragnar what did you expect.

by Ragnar the retard September 23, 2022

Fire retarded

When someone is so stupid they think they are fire proof

Person 1: how did he burn himself
Person 2: he is fire retarded

by Sendai ballz January 13, 2022

Retarded Justin

Some one who puts fingers up the ass of school teachers, so they can taste what the teacher had for lunch.

"Dude, a kid got put in detention for being a retarded Justin."

by Bill Cosbys sister December 13, 2021

Retarded fart

Watery shartey type fart and its warm , rare disease by NBA Youngboy that makes fart warm and watery

Dang shawty u got retarded farts too?

by G real boy doe November 4, 2021

Great Retard

two (or more) retarfs that think exactly the same to the exact same level of stupidity.

1) "acute intracranial hemorrhage caused by Campbell's Chicken Noodle"
2) "cause of death: blunt headforce trauma from Campbell's Chicken Noodle"
1) "holy shit we said the same exact thing but in different wording"
2) "Great Retards think alike"

by 1jeaner1 July 20, 2021

gigolo retard

a person of a man who at the same time being obnoxious with his flamboyancy also obstinate against his peers in a further obnoxious way

damn, that gigolo retard sure could need some help cooling down

by original nazarene July 21, 2021