ma-tour

An immature big bear that isn’t mature but thinks they are.

I drank all of your water without your permission; I’m so ma-tour.

by Mrssmallbear July 23, 2018

Ma’s Box

A derogatory term used for one’s mother’s vagina.

Person A: “You smell.”
Person B: “Ya Ma’s Box!”

by BigMammal94 August 8, 2018

Ma wify

Sweat from your crotch runs down your leg, and rots the top of your socks

You have crotch rot
Rotten sock
Ma wify

by Miltilda August 11, 2018

ashby, ma

Ashby, Massachusetts - Where people that have unhealthy relationships with animals go to hide. It’s not hard to understand why zoophiles would find Ashby appealing, after all it is neither on the way to nor from anywhere mentally healthy people would travel.

Ashby’s most redeeming quality is its 0.4 square miles of water where zoophiles with a preference toward ducks go to live out their fantasies.

So if beastiality is for you and you think hanging with 3,000 other zoophiles would make you happier than a pig in... your wife, head on over to Ashby, Massachusetts - where you can be a baaaad boy or girl.

Ashby, Massachusetts is a frightening place for the mentally sane.

by WikiWhat? September 20, 2018

Bruh ma weed

You say bruh ma weed when ya mom finds ya weed under ya bed and burns it.

Mom: I found your weed. You ain't going out for 10 years!
Me: Bruh ma weed

by BruhMaWeed May 8, 2018

Ma tru quy

Vietnamese word for 'cunt' and 'wanker'.

OH NO, My father had to invite that bloody Ma tru quy over to our house UGH D:<

by Kit Rat November 11, 2019

Facebook ma

A lady of a certain age who, spending too much time on Facebook, has lost the ability to interact socially with actual humans and no longer has any boundaries of courtesy, respect or civility. They derive a sense of purpose from badly informed social media crusades, travel in packs, and can be identified by their cognitive dissonance.

Likely to have a celebrity in their underwear as their profile picture, while cover photo will be an inspirational quote that can best be summed up as:
I'm a bit fucked up & will act like a child but if you have a problem with that, it's your own fault'

Low levels of self awareness result in over use of Snapchat filters and a unswerving belief that they are still a size 10.

Husband (if present at all) likely to be mortified by the drunken, argumentative ramblings and relieved that these only take place on non-bingo nights.

Chronic inability to spell disgusting.

Shazzer: More FB kick offs tonight hun?
Jules: Nah babe, it's wednesdee, bingo night!

Shazzer: Facebook ma!

by Angel_k April 18, 2019