history of carrot

history of king william making carrots orange because in 1500 they were FUCKING purple or something.

I fucking hate purple carrots!

Me too, lets make them orange!

Fuck yeaaaaaa! History of carrot

by laclaclac February 4, 2025

history of carrot

King william hates purple karrots and made them orange.

Fuck yeeaaaa! history of carrot.

by laclaclac February 4, 2025

history hates lovers

The truth

Timmy: "History will call them close friends but not lovers"

Alexandra: "yeah, history hates lovers"

by GooberCyn March 2, 2025

AP World History

A useless ass class which will violently rape your asshole with Homework and then kill you and light your remains on fire while pissing on your grave all so that your college of choice will reject the college credit so that in the end you wasted your sophomore year of high school. And if by some miracle you manage to pass the class you'll probably end up killing yourself because of the pain of endless late nights doing the most useless garbage you've ever done.

Friend: Hey man do you want to go to a movie tonight?

You: No because AP World History is violently murdering my ability to sleep tonight with another Fucking DBQ about some dumb bitch who advocated for Womens rights in Japan during the 1800's or some bullshit.

by tiredBastard March 9, 2025

history

basically it is what you are for your ex gf/bf

You are History.

by I can't November 24, 2021

AP Art History

AP Art History (or APAH) is an advanced placement class that combines two of the most useless subjects. over the course of the year your head will be filled with the form-function-content-context etc etc of 250 required art pieces.

person 1: yo what'd you get on the last AP Art History test?
person 2: a 62%!! (<- this is actually good)

by LB_BB June 19, 2024

History

Erased from history because we're not as equal as people would like us to be.

Hym "You're trying to erase me from history so I'm going to murder a kid and then kill myself. You're trying to control me so I'm going to murder a kid and kill myself to prove that you can't. I'm going to murder a kid and kill myself and you deserve it."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2024