The strange occurrence of a man with a very small penis going to go to the toilet and finding that he urinates in two different directions. Etymology: "a fork in the road" + "chode"
Bob: My mate's knob is so small, and not only that but he gets a fork in the chode like every time he goes to bathroom.
Rob: That's so disgusting, but weird, and actually kind of arousing.
Rob: That's so disgusting, but weird, and actually kind of arousing.
by TheFoulestBeastOfThemAll October 30, 2011
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Get the Chode Butter mug.When someone runs out of chode gold their chode creates a farting noise and the gas that comes out smells like a grogan.
After jacking off for a week, the guy could no longer produce chode gold and emitted a long, loud chode fart coming from his chode hole.
by Chodes Anonymous January 9, 2009
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Get the anti-chode mug.Similar to the famous cock block, but when a man with a larger penis blocks the dude with the obvious small dick, bc he has no game.
Man I had so much fun last night, got with this chick, totally chode blocked this little fag artsy guy who was talkin to her at the bar.
by duderlbwski March 31, 2006
Get the chode block mug.A chode that is so large it is referred to as "beastly" or "monstrous" like the humongous reptilian dinosaurs that roamed during the Jurassic period.
"Dude his chode was massive"
"Yea, that thing was jurassic."
"Hey are you guys talking about Joe's Jurassic Chode?"
"Yea, that thing was jurassic."
"Hey are you guys talking about Joe's Jurassic Chode?"
by SuppaAwesomeMan December 8, 2009
Get the Jurassic Chode mug.A person who is gay,indian and has a small dick and blames all his friends for trouble he gets in.
Also known as Chief, Cody, and Runs With Wolves
Also known as Chief, Cody, and Runs With Wolves
Person 1: Haha, I just told the cops that my good friends are stealing my new car even tho i gave them the keys to it and said its alright to drive it.
Person 2: Wow man your such a Chief Chode
Person 2: Wow man your such a Chief Chode
by Nick trusso June 17, 2008
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