Ass Vomit

The act of expelling waste similar in color and consistency to vomit, though expelled through the rectum rather than the mouth. It may be accompanied by sounds similar to those made while vomiting as well. See throwing down

Anne: "Tommy, what did I tell you about throwing up on the carpet?"
Tommy: "Relax, mom, it's just ass vomit."

by Mace Decade January 8, 2009

Ass kickery

The kicking of ass.

I specialize in ass kickery and guitar playing.

by The Derek-ness May 14, 2004

Ass-Spackle

The mixture of sweat and shit on a persons ass, usually seen after exercising, marked by its disturbing texture, and horrendous spell. Also known as Ass Cheese.

Man Phils shorts are covered with Ass Spackle.

by Anonymous December 3, 2002

Head Ass

Used at the end of an insult to typify the base of the insult. Not used as an insult in it of itself. Can be also used as "face ass" and "neck ass" in some cases.

Your ole "two plus two not knowing wtf it is" head ass.
Your ole "I don't know the number for 911" face ass.
Your ole "lemme get a peice" neck ass.

Incorrect usage: "You're such a head ass." Or "He is such a head ass."

by Thishowyousayit November 27, 2016

bounce that ass

When something smell so bad that it smells like a raunchy ass female is bouncing her stank ass around in your face

Girl: Hey Chyy
Me: OOOHHHHH yo breath smell like bounce that ass

Girl 1: did you smell la-a breath??
Girl 2: YYYEEEAAASSS it smell like straight up bounce that ass

by shanana_peterson February 21, 2014

sorry ass

1) Lame, pitiful, without taste

2) Stubborn, without relief from his/her own point of view

1) That sorry ass just ruined the whole evening!

2) <Jim> There IS no alternative to this--I know it for sure!

<Mark> I checked it out yesterday and found 144 other sources for it, you sorry ass!

by Alex September 28, 2003

Ass Eater

Someone who craves the ass, licking and kissing the anal, a lot of tongue is involved. They would much rather have a piece of ass than a piece of cake.

Crystal Lewis is a binge ass eater, she claims to not be hungry, but once Analucia enters with that fat ass, Crystal dives for a tasting.

by Hunteryum June 15, 2015