"I'm complex, for totes" Originating from an extremely large head and increased self esteem from overly nice people, they describe themselves thoroughly as a "old fashioned" kind of girl. They're "sexually pure" though they suffer from chronic masturbation, while they enjoy flute, journalism, music theory, and loving their fake hipster ass. Basically, their pastime is having boys like them even though they deny most of them because of her "pureness" and "anti-sexual nature". Could be a model, should have genital warts. To sum it up, I'm an overly angered teenager, and she is just a plain fat butt squirrel that I roast for breakfast.
by goodmornings24 June 28, 2011
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MY WALNUTS!!!
Wait, you have walnuts...
WHERE???
Oh, nevermind. Those're tomatoes.
Stupid Squirrels...
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WHERE???
Oh, nevermind. Those're tomatoes.
Stupid Squirrels...
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Get the squirreled mug."Squirrel in a Ham" is the practice of inserting ones genitals inside of an overweight trans racial person while listening to the song "Brandon" by Motley Crue from the critically acclaimed 1997 Masterpiece "Generation Swine"
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