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Cookie Hog

When a pig gets so constipated that its intestines burst and it dies.
"Your pig died from a clogged up poop-chute? That's a cookie hog!"
by George_W_Kush_ September 15, 2023
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cookie pouch

A cutesy name for the primordial pouch on a cat's stomach. Specifically applies to chonkers, or cats with very prominent pouches.
Whenever my cat hears the can opener, he sprints down the hall to the kitchen and I get to laugh my ass off at his cookie pouch swinging side to side.
by Mikalhvi July 9, 2022
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Cookie Monstering

The moment when your nipples are pointing in two different directions imitating Cookie Monster's googly eyes.
Am I cookie monstering in this bikini top?
by __Kris__ June 19, 2022
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To play cookie

To play cookie (LV: spēlēt cepumu) - traditional Latvian game, usually for boys and played at parties.
The game is played by at least 2 lads standing next to each other with a cookie on the table in front of them. The lads proceed to pull down their pants and aggressively jerk off, trying to be the first to cum. The last lad to cum on the cookie is the loser and has to eat said cookie on the table, which has been glazed with the cum of many blokes.
Hey guys, we have some time to spare before we hit the actual party, want to play cookie (trad. spēlēt cepumu)? Kirill got a kick out of it last time.
by hatecrime17 February 18, 2022
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cookie gal

Just some gal who's perfect in every way and makes the people around her feel amazing without even trying. Simply put, the kindest, most sweet person out there. And she also happens to be gorgeous, yeah she's the whole damn package. She's smart and funny and sweet and just all around amazing
Random Guy who likes her: Damn, my cookie gal sure is just the best person ever
by Donuts?1324 March 3, 2022
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crack cookie

a cookie so good the eater will be addicted to it fromt the first bite, made of all legal substances at the local supermarket, the best cookie being the "no-bake" cookie which has butter, milk, sugar, and peanut butter, melted in a pot and mixed with oats and grahm crackers, and cooled on a flat surface.
you'll be addicted to my crack cookies.
by james h.O. January 23, 2007
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Milk and cookies

When a woman (or man) places a cookie between their butt cheeks and pours milk down their back while the other person eats the cookie.
I'm going to give you some milk and cookies you'll never forget.
by Just_nasty July 30, 2011
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