wank vagina

When you're balls deep in her and you put your hand in with it and wank off inside her

"Hey Mary, do you wanna try something different?"
"Sure! What is it?"
"How about a kinky wank vagina?"

by kittykatchan December 16, 2016

Popcorn wank

When you're in the cinema and you put your dick in the bottom of the popcorn box, and have a wank as if to look like you're rummaging through the popcorn.

"What's all that noise, I can't hear the film?!"
"I don't know, must be someone having a popcorn wank!"

by Bambamg123 December 16, 2016

wanking friday

When working a full week so much that the thought of being friday makes you and your colleagues suffer from a compulsive will to masturbate all the day.

"Happy wanking friday fuckers !"

by Willy Friday Wanker November 9, 2015

wanking about

To engage in dickish behavior. Used in the same spirit as "to fuck about", "fuck around", or "screw around".

We would have gotten here much faster if so many other drivers weren't wanking about the whole time.

by Not Dangerous Dickey November 19, 2015

Wank Blank

When you leave someone on read on blank them, simply because you are wanking/jacking yourself off

Dude Sarah just Wank Blanked me

by Creator of The Dictionary December 8, 2019

Wank Blank

When someone blanks you/ you blank them, simply because you/they are wanking/jacking off.

Guy 1: “Why didn’t you reply?”
Guy2: “I was (wanking)!”
Guy 1: “You (wank blanked) me!”

by Creator of The Dictionary December 8, 2019

A wank off

When 2 dudes rival eachother in penis size so they battle wanking eachother off to see who cums first.

"brooo, Jeremy and Dave are doing a wank off again"

"I wonder who's gonna win this one"

by The_one_and_only🍑🥇 December 10, 2019