Catching the Crazy Turkey

An unknown sex act of questionable ethics and origin, possibly involving an actual turkey.

MLP_Michael was last seen catching the crazy turkey in LindsayTuggLife's bed.

by JuicyHippoTime December 13, 2014

turkey bean

A turkey bean is a hot Italian stud lover who always makes you happy. He's the type of person that you want to spend the rest of your life with because you can't imagine yourself with anyone else. Every time you see him it's tiiiiimmmme to giiiiive him huuuuuggggs and you'll never stop loving him, no matter what hard times you go through with him. NO ONE will ever be better than da juju!!!!

Oh my gahhhhh look at that fiiiinnnne ass turkey bean.

by ToddieB October 19, 2006

yank the turkey

yank the turkey means you put your hand around your penis and ejaculate.
southern slang term

yank the turkey is when you place your hand/s around your penis and ejaculate.

by Bobby Booba February 19, 2009

Turkey Stuffer

One who inserts their fist (and other possible parts of the arm) into very large, loose women.

I was very popular in college, because my daddy taught me how to be a decent turkey stuffer

by krakho December 9, 2008

fisting a turkey

Shoving your forearm into an obese woman so deep she is your human puppet. Then removing your arm so you can lick all of the juices off your now lubricated arm.

Man- "So dude I was fisting a turkey last night, It was awesome"
Man2- "WTF why would you do such a thing"

by ToxicAnarchy January 12, 2017

she turkey

a smelly girl who sleeps around and pops her pussy for coke.

Fuckin she Turkey

by Fuckinsheturkey March 17, 2019

Turkey Salad

The art of rimming a guys arse Tossed Salad, whilst he Turkey Slaps you around the face.

It was a hot session - Best Turkey Salad I've ever had....

by Maz61 December 21, 2011