Retarded squirrel

It’s a retarded squirrel be careful may have rabies.

This squirrel is so retarded it is a retarded squirrel

by The retarded guy episode 4 April 14, 2023

retard contest

When 2 or more idiot drivers compete to see who can make the most terrible and dangerous decisions in the shortest amount of time. Contests usually start when one driver sees another moving slightly faster than they are and goes full retard trying to catch up and overtake them. Typically this happens on interstates and in slow or congested traffic and is in pursuit of shaving 30 seconds off their commute at the expense of other drivers.

Slow down honey they are having a retard contest up there I don’t want to get involved.

by NastyHousewife July 10, 2023

Crippled retard

Mr.bobheimer

Mr.bobheimer is a crippled retard

by Fuck boy 56 October 25, 2019

Fire Retarded

When you intentionally set out to make a fire with bad intentions, but the fire never happens.

Person 1: I put my campfire right next to my pile of highly combustible twigs.
Person 2: Did you start a wildfire?
Person 1: No, I'm fire retarded.

by foxkat January 3, 2021

Faggy Retard

Someone who resembles attributes of a gay man but is also very dumb like a mentally disabled person

“God Colton keeps touching my butt and also failed his math test”

“Yeah Colton is a faggy retard”

by PussyFartBandit May 4, 2021

Essex Retard

Macauley Wiiseman

'that kid is a right Macauley Wiiseman' (essex retard)

by anonymous July 12, 2022

Retarded Shane

When you are so off your head you hit a gutter with your SS commodore ute and wreck your rim's then try to blame it on a dog that ran across the road.

Hey mate what happened to the rim's on the ute? Oh bro you wouldn't believe it I pulled a retarded Shane!

by Trickytrucky July 22, 2022