Chicken Muffin

Chicken muffin is a word to use at any moment just to be weird, and is also used to break weird silences

Person 1: What did you do today?
Person 2: Chicken muffin

by Chicken muffin girl May 30, 2018

danish muffin

When you creampie a chick on her period and you or one of your buddies eat it out.

Jenna serves a mean danish muffin mang.

by Dankomancer June 9, 2018

crod muffin

When a girl sits on a boys face

Thandi crod muffined Lewis

by Beast1111 May 11, 2017

Cock Muffin

Small dick with incredible width that results in a huge tip of a dick that forms a cock muffin.

Hey baby do you think this should be in a bakery . referring to his cock muffin

by cuntcrusher6914inchstud September 29, 2017

horgan muffins

Someone who is a total dumb ass and has no idea what's going on. Most likely named Morgan

"I don't know what's going on"
"You're such a Horgan Muffins"

by HorganHater October 23, 2017

Sweaty muffins

An overweight woman who crams into small yoga pants.

Did you see those sweaty muffins at McDonald's

by cogglesnatch June 6, 2017

party muffins

a single-serving cake (muffin) with frosting, as if decorated for a party

Yo we should get some of those party muffins for your birthday!
You mean cupcakes?
You know what I mean!

by jnmtx November 25, 2017