Fried

To be in a state of dumbness.

Im fried,i came all the way to work and left my work shirt at home

by Karat bill October 19, 2019

mc fries

a saggy chip like thing u find in mc donalds were evry clown u see will try to rape you and these chips are the veriest of saggy

my mc fries are very saggy and the clowns will rape you

by ethan garner October 21, 2019

fries

fries is the remains of a brutaly murdered potato, they are tasty tho... I mean, just imagine a cute lil' potato getting put on a cutterboard and then just brutaly sliced in pieces.

person1: I want to get some fries
person2: YOU EVIL!

by marsmewow December 8, 2020

Country Fried Fleshlight

Breaking off the legs of a chicken and fucking it

My neighbors chickens were going crazy last night, sounds like he made a country fried fleshlight

by dunna6767 December 11, 2020

Crown Fried Dump

When you take a Massive greasy dump on the top of someone's head after eating fried chicken

Girl: Do you want to give me the Crown Fried Dump later?
Guy: Yeah i'll go get some fried chicken first

by gajdududh December 18, 2020

A Fried Toe

Draco Malfoy is a fried toe, stop simping for him. I know you simp for him I can see it through your eyes.

A boy with fried hair that looks like an old man and a fried toe.

“Who’s your crush?”

“Draco Malfoy”

“He looks like a fucking fried toe what is wrong with you he’s so ugly,”

by lucy the chipmunks December 26, 2020

Fried Liver Attack

When you're having reverse cowgirl with someone and you try to spank them but miss and end up slapping their liver instead.

"Bro I ended up Fried Liver Attacking my boyfriend last night he threw up all over the sheets!"

by crabapplesouffle November 23, 2020