Conway County

The closest place where folks in Conway and Russellville, Arkansas can buy beer

"Where can one buy beer here in Conway?"
"Oh you gotta go to Conway County bruh..."
"But we're already in Conway County..."
"Nah homie this is Faulkner County."

by somebodythatyoudontknow November 29, 2021

anne arundel county

Anne Arundel County, MD is filled with hotties, trust me if you’re a boy and you go to “Southern middle”, or southern high, you are automatically considered fine it doesn’t even matter. Please if you live in anne arundel and move to calvert county, trust me. you will be disappointed. Stay in your own county mfs.

“Anne arundel county? Never heard of it!!”
“trust me, there’s hotties!!”

by ur ma0104 July 10, 2022

Grant County Middle school

Imagine a dog eating mg horse shit then throwing it up and then a bird eating it and shitting back out. That’s the definition of Grant County middle school. The teachers are rapists, narcissistic assholes. Who do nothing but care for themselves and are only there for money. The water is not filtered, the food is old, and the milk is usually spoiled. This is the definition of hell in a school.

Person number one: wanna experience hell?
Person number two: I already go to Grant county middle school.

by Iheartdads>>>> July 22, 2022

Counties

Counterfeit Money

You still got them counties?

by Fort Longitude September 12, 2022

fresno county jail

The worst and most set up to fuck you up place on the face of the earth. Never can catch and break and always has the homeboys locked up. For bullshit. And are all dirty anyway. They got Buckethead.

I friggin hate Fresno county jail set ups

by Sonny Shines (8babycakea1) April 27, 2022

berkshire county

berkshire county is a county inside of england which is near london

slough (eugh) is in berkshire county

by aviaguestxy November 7, 2022

County jail brown brief

County jail brown brief: the fresh white underwear that the county gives you to wear along with the blue shirt and pants.

Deputy : everybody line up…

Inmate: everybody get in line.

Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?

Inmate: large

Deputy: next

Inmate: small

Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown

Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…

Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next

Inmate: can I exchange it?

Deputy: nope. Wash it!

Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”

by Bigbirddebelen November 10, 2022