Puerto Rican Coffee

Anal sex first thing in the morning

Bro 1: Bro, How was your date with Emily?
Bro 2: Great! She stayed over and I got to wake up to some of that solid Puerto Rican Coffee

Bro 1: Damn ... nothing like waking up to anal

by An@lQueeeens May 21, 2018

Coffee

An addicting substance best found at Dunkin’ Donuts

“Bella usually gets 3 cups of a day she’s turning into a coffee addict”

by WitjrorjbEiekndjd June 6, 2018

coffee

a college student's blood

"Is there a coffee doner nearby?"

by クランチ June 23, 2019

Coffee Bean

Weed that’s laced with ecstasy and cocaine

Shane smoked a coffee bean and now he is going crazy!

by RealNiggaaa69 June 29, 2019

Analog Coffee

The best coffee you will EVER have!

Hey, wanna come with us to get some Analog Coffee?

by Coffee Lover 5000 July 26, 2019

coffee a girl out

similar to smoking a girl out, but instead of weed you get her a coffee with two shots of espresso and cream.

Jerry "how do I coffee a girl out?"
Klyle "dude are dumb? you just buy her a coffee with two shots of espresso and cream!"
Jerry "thanks man, that will totally get her to be mine"

by klylepercilla November 13, 2019

Coffee

A name given to a stimulating feeling that represents amphetamine though largely inferior.

Going to turn on the coffee pot on you better behave!

by Creature44 February 27, 2019