face wash

When a person, usually drunk, tries to keep vomit in their mouth with their hands while also covering their face in embarrassment resulting in a spray of throw up in every direction.

After you left the bar that crazy guy face washed himself

by meemeemoemoemoe July 10, 2023

Car Wash

When the coaching staff makes you jam a football into your peehole and you are forced to practice college football with a football inside your penis. Just like a car wash.

“Hey there. Welcome to Northwestern Football. Now please, insert this football through your peehole. You know, just like a car wash!

by Darve July 11, 2023

coop-washing

Similar to green-washing but where large companies setup cooperatives to save their struggling business models

They have decided to setup as a cooperative to pretend to care about the people - clear sign of coop-washing I am sure

by cubicgarden July 18, 2023

Apple Washing

When one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation.

April fell and sprained her apple washing hand, drastically changing her boyfriends hopes for the night.

by psyche2511 July 30, 2023

National wash a window day on august 29

If you laugh even the slightest sounds like a window getting washed , then august 29 is your day!,

Boy1: hey bro isn’t national wash a window day on august 29, today?
Boy 2: oh yeah , i better wash a window this instant bro!

by Duck laugher April 12, 2023

Car Wash

When you get an actual car wash but as the car wash is washing your car you do coke.

Text from friend: car wash?

by CP Rails April 15, 2023

Long Island Washing Machine

When a girl is riding your dick and grabs the ceiling fan and spins.

“I told this bitch to sit and spin and she took it literally. I mean she really gave me a Long Island Washing Machine”

by asbesito May 4, 2023