creepy white van

A white van that looks sus, like the driver has a tendency to lie to children, saying things such as "I will give you x if you get in my van".

joe: "a creepy white van!"
driver: "my van has free wifi"
child: "okay"

by Fuery February 2, 2023

Van

incel alpha

Van is an incel alpha, freak
not funnty somegtimes

by mrisavamey October 15, 2023

Joep Van Leeuwen

a very very sussy boy

man you see that sus kid his is so sus like Joep Van Leeuwen

by MaxConlang October 18, 2023

Dick Van Dyke

A comedian with an unfortunate name

“I wouldn’t want to be named Dick Van Dyke”

by Arnicaisverysad November 1, 2023

ruben stywes van der berg

Ruben is an stuttering wwwanker, he sometimes forgets his name and struggles to talk in general. He is a nice and fun person and also a big advocate for bafana bafana. In general a great guy.

A pretty girl: "What's your name?"
ruben stywes van der berg: ""

by Miernes1234 November 12, 2023

van

a kid that tries to fit in but we all know no one likes him, he copys this kid named luka and he d rides jack, nico, and anatole. Also he is horrible at basketball.

This kid Van thinks he is cool

by jetpa,papasmurf,papapill,bucky December 19, 2023

Van

Van was my first love, someone I loved talking to, venting to, listening to, hanging with, playing roblox with, honestly I loved every single second we had together. We had a lot in common and I loved finding out about all the fun things we shared. But I also hate Van. I hate Van for making me love him so unbelievably much that I honestly lost my concept of love. I’m desperate to find a love like Van again. I hate Van because he made me think he loved me, when he never did. He didn’t even like people my gender. I hate him because I won’t be in a functional relationship because of him. I hate you Van, and I hate that I still love you and miss our sweet conversations.

I miss Van

by eun2silly December 24, 2023