Iron Schneider

An Iron Schneider is what comes out of you when you poop after being constipated. A very hard log.

Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after downing 4 bowls of All Bran!

by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025

Iron bar method

When a man is in a relationship or has very strong romantical feelings for someone rejection or a breakup can lean to the use of the Iron bar method. The Iron bar method was created on TikTok as a way to get a past lover back to you during no contace or just after a breakup. The Iron bar method is also used to get out anger in sadness in a physical way. The Iron bad method is only used in dire circumstances when a man had been broken beyond repair. A man who was so deeply in love that they would've gave their life for their lover. To the point where their lover comes before themself, their family, friends, and even God. To excicute the Iron bar method you need to go to a gym and lift an ungodly amount of weight until you can feel the rage of Zeus flowing through your veins. In short the iron bar method is going to the gym to get shredded.

Thomas fell in love with the school bop and is now using the Iron bar method.

by justachillguy_67 March 24, 2025

Ironic

When your 30 yr old NEET friend criticizes politicians for not using their time exactly how he thinks they should

NEET Person: Can't believe Mark Carney is playing Hockey instead of working!
Non-NEET: Ironic

by Kev From Sri Lanka March 25, 2025

r/ironic

When you say something that is “wrong” or like “don’t do that” but you also do it

Mother: “Stop eating junk food, that’s bad for you.”
Also Mother: Eats junk food like it’s nobodies business. ( r/ironic )

by Vixaai May 31, 2023

Ironic

A word one uses in service of doing something one likes but is afraid others will think isn’t cool, to cover oneself and seem cool doing it. (Bears no actual relationship to either the traditional meaning or whatever that Alanis Morrisette song was doing)

Sure, Transformers are for 10 year olds, but I’m wearing this shirt ironically.

by Commenternotabot June 2, 2023

Nigerian waffle iron

A sexual position with two people on a ladder one upside down and the other one with a pop tart in their anus then you put a rush hour 2 cd in the Xbox on repeat then they feed each other waffles with their feet then you dump a 55 gallon drum of tartar sauce on the floor then they have a nude break dancing battle against Bob and Shirley from the old folks home when you finish by making it a butt pop tart sandwich

Hey babe, invite uncle Terry and aunt Jimbo over so we can have A Nigerian waffle iron

by The big mamma t June 10, 2023

iron necklace

Similar to a pearl necklace, but rather a necklace of poo.

Zach insisted that Sara give him an iron necklace before going to bed.

by CancelTheSquad June 21, 2023