february 29th

the day where all unfaithfulness is legal

guy 1: yo it’s february 29th we can cheat on our girls today

guy 2: heck yeah

by OHAYOOOOO October 25, 2019

February 1st

Slap your friends ass day

Oh it’s February 1st I have to go slap my friends butt

by February 1st January 31, 2020

February 19

National send nudes to your boyfriend day!

Julie: Jimmy why’re you asking for nudes?
Jimmy: It’s February 19!

by TheLaughingNarwhal February 19, 2020

February 6th

If you was born on this day you’re a little shit with a foot fetish and has a fat wanker crush on their best mate

EWWWW!Look at that crusty bish she must have been born on February 6th

by Peterfile June 10, 2020

February 28

Suck your dick day!

Rick: Hey bro!

Jack:Sup

Rick: Jack I don’t like February 28

Jack: Why

Rick: is suck your dick day.

by Arfanxoakif October 18, 2019

February 17

The ugliest people were born on this day

Friend: when is your birthday
You: February 17th
Friend: no wonder your ugly

by I’m very ugly I was born 2/17 November 2, 2019

Fortnite February

A month in which everyone plays fortnite as much as possible. John wick needs saving this month.

Person: "hey buddy wanna play apex with me?"
Me, an intellectual: "naw fam I'm doing fortnite february."

by FairytaleBliss February 13, 2019