Dave Mustainetitis

It’s what happens when you pronounce “Balls” instead of “Pulse”

“You tried to take his balls…..”

-Someone who has Dave Mustainetitis

by Vechiles4chldren April 25, 2024

Dave

Not JohnyCool4522. That is his mortal enemy.

My name is JohnyCool4522, not Dave! Never call me that

by anonymous May 1, 2024

Dave

A total stud muffin. Does everything the right way. And always has a charismatic and goofy number one by his side. And things are ways better when Dave is around.

Did you see Dave on that show? Because him and that Devin guy were the best ever! Humina humina humina humina…

by OGAll-Star November 21, 2021

Dave

An amazing and handsome Stud Muffin that does everything correctly. He always has a lovable and goofy number 1. Dave knows how to win. And constantly gets a proposal. Probably because he is a total catch.

Did you see Dave on the online reality gameshow? Because him and that Devin guy were totally the most entertaining thing there.

by OGAll-Star November 21, 2021

Dave Moment

When someone named Dave DOES something stupid or dumb

Dave: *wipes ass with t-shirt*

"Damn that was a Dave Moment!"

by SupremeDave November 21, 2021

Dave

A poet, casanova, a man shrouded in mystery, plagued with dagger looks, emitting lust with each gaze, each step. Who you take home to your parents, only for your mother to fall in a deeper love than even you. A homewrecker, a nomad. The clothes on his back are what he lives in, a square between his middle and ring finger, European-style. Nobody knows where he came from, some say a cave. Some say he's always been, before God himself. He is Dave, leader of many. Follower of none.

That guy Dave is unbelievably broke and lives in his parent's basement.

by Gary Sucklemeister November 21, 2021

Sweet Baby Dave

The saddest of all beings, so said that his home cried for him. A map to his dad boy treasures can be found inked on his arm.

The Chronicles of Sweet Baby Dave.

by Lawls92 November 25, 2021