chode road

When a bunch of dudes line up their chodes on the ground and have a preferably lubed up girl to be the "car" and drag her breasts across the "chode road" Can also result in a "car wash" if the chodes are handled correctly. A car wash is when all the chodes unleash their sticky juices at once onto the "car"

Dude 1: Were you at the party last night?
Dude 2: No I couldn't make it. What happened there?
Dude 1: We made a huuge chode road and Lexi was the car and dragged her lubed breasts all over it. After she was done, we all gave her a nice "car wash" if you know what I mean.
Dude 2: You all jizzed on her at once? I really wish I could see that in action.
Dude 1: Well you're lucky you weren't there when her mom walked in the room...

by FNEinonw November 19, 2013

Chode wagon

The act of driving a gold Saxo in a way that endangers the life's of those around you while having a small penis

Give me a lift in the chode wagon

I violently masturbated in my chode wagon yesterday

by Campion1 October 26, 2012

chode juggler

Someone who literally juggles stubby dicks around like a circus act. Not a sexual innuendo.

You're such a chode juggler!

by TheZzzOne December 16, 2015

Chode shark

A chode that is atleast 5 pounds and is less than 3 inches

Jt is being such a chode shark.

Wow, Jt has a chode shark.

by Crap5036 June 25, 2009

chode banger

Someone who fucks chodes

Why is she making fun of my boyfriend when she's a chode banger?

by candiekissez October 6, 2004

twinkle chode

a gay person who has a chode

that dude over their looks like a total twinkle chode

by icandance April 28, 2010

chode load

A load of sperm from a person with a chode finishing after having sex or jerking off

That kid mike lindsey gave off a huge chode load to that fat chick last night.

by mikelindseyAKRONOHIO330 February 21, 2010