Christmas bastard

A person with a December birthday who ends up spending birthday money on someone else's Christmas present. Also someone who gets combined birthday/Christmas presents.

Rudolph bought Buddy's Christmas present with the $5 his granny gave him for his birthday, and his aunt gave him an ugly sweater for both. The poor guy's a complete Christmas bastard.

by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 14, 2019

bastard Kate

High-key a very annoying person

You're such a bastard Kate

by lion boi April 24, 2020

Fat Bastard-itus

(Noun) A person who is very obese.

The persons’ name is usually Darren, Jamie and Steven.

“You have Fat bastard-itus!”

by Tway Ubabqwe February 22, 2020

smelly bastard

A boy who is very smelly

Hey don’t go near smelly bastard
He stinks

by Abcdefgihateu March 7, 2020

Bastard Haircut

A "Bastard Haircut" is a haircut that doesn't suit or fit the person wearing it, yet they refuse to accept it.

"Have you seen Johnny?"

"Nah"

"He's got a Bastard Haircut"

by Omega Messiah March 9, 2020

The Bastards

The third album of Palaye Royale. It was released on may 29 2020. It's an absolute banger!

- Have you heard The Bastards of Palaye Royale?

~ Yeah, of course! I love it

by sweetsugarbutterfly May 29, 2020

Bastard

Anyone who says it or types it are gay/lesbians/simp

Hey you're adopted bastard

by Imgayiey July 24, 2020