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Texas Fever

Texas fever
n.
An infectious disease of cattle first identified in Texas, characterized by high fever, anemia, and emaciation and caused by a parasitic protozoan (Babesia bigemina) that is transmitted by cattle ticks.

This is not to be associated with any form of homosexual activities
"Did you hear about those cows"
"Yeah I heard they caught texas fever"

"hmm must have been those ticks"
by south_town October 23, 2011
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Halftrack Fever

Intense love for Amos and Martha Halftrack. Shown most notably by Bryant Hollifield. One major symptom of Halftrack Fever is going crazy when Marty is seen in a bathrobe or when Amos wears his uniform. This is an intense disease. The only way it can be cured is loving them even more.
Marty: Have a nice day, dear. Hope you don't get Halftrack Fever!

Amos: Oh, put your robe on. I've already got Halftrack Fever.

Marty: (kisses Amos) I know. You've had it for 53 years. There's something about me you love.

Bryant: Its the robe. He loves it when you wear that thing! Even I do. See, there's magic in that thing.

Amos: Yes, you definitely have Halftrack Fever. You can't get enough of Grandma Marty in that robe. Or me in my army suit here. (he leaves)

Bryant: Hey, you want to get all cuddly? This Halftrack Fever is really working now.

Marty: Sure! We'll cuddle all day, honey. Amos is completely gone now. (she kisses Bryant) There's just something about me and you that I love. And its not just the robe. Its the Halftrack Fever. Gooey, sweet, cuddly. You rock!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 2, 2011
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Jungle fever

Jungle fever is when a person of African descent goes into a angry state that makes them “lose their bananas” making them “go chimp” this usually happens when the group is under great stress and lacking the ability to understand the things going on around.
Wow the “jungle fever” really came out last night during those peaceful protests
by Alexander candleson January 19, 2023
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top fever

Top fever is when you feel the urge to want to constantly top the other person during sex or sexual activities.
Girl: Do you want me to top you this time?
Boy: No, I have top fever and need to top you again
by Ripbozo!Lbozo January 25, 2023
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top fever

When you have a need and urge to top more than usual or all the time during sex or sexual activities.
Girlfriend: Want me to top?
Boyfriend:No, I have top fever I need to top.
by Ripbozo!Lbozo January 25, 2023
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Money fever

The urge to drop everything and get rich on while nobody know and prove them wrong
Oh you want to get rich yea I have Money fever
by 738428834 October 29, 2023
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Pissball fever

Having a fever where you’re pissing mini spheres the size of a pellet.
I’m sorry I can’t come to the party I’m having pissball fever
by Black monkey nigga November 5, 2023
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