Whale knot

When your shit gets caught in your ass hair and makes little balls (or knots). Can also be known as dingleberry’s.

- Hey bro, I can’t come out tonight.
- why not?
- I’ve got to deal with a few whale knots... I’ll come out next weekend.

by JoeBerry November 25, 2019

Sperm whale

A whale that’s blow whole has been recently fucked.

Bro Brody just made a new sperm whale!

by The_White_Indian December 11, 2019

Whale

The teacher that moved you at lunch for no fucking reason.

“Fucking whale ass teacher”

by Picclee May 8, 2019

whale time

jumping onto someone like a breaching whale

zach said whale time as he jumped onto his friend.

by eatasssmokegrass May 9, 2019

Whale

A fat person who you would fight but you would get sat on so you avoid at all costs so you don't die from their stank ass breath.

"Abby is a whale! Look out everyone."

by Anonymous6667 May 20, 2019

whale batter

whale sperm

Dude, did you see Chad get dosed with that whale batter?

by Thor Lebowski May 28, 2019

Chromo Whale

This was are first prototype for the make a wish foundation. It was an autistic sperm sold to all parents. Only one wanted a autistic fat ass but then they wanted to get an abortion but couldn’t because they were too poor. They tried to get an after birth diy abortion but there credit card was maxed out on gay roblox porn characters. They tried killing him by shooting him but missed and hit him in the leg. At his 8th grade dinner dance he smelled like a dead pig ejaculated all over itself. Later in his life he died from shooting himself in the dick to do a diy transgender surgery but bleed out and died

Why didn’t we have an abortion for The Chromo Whale.

by Rapelittlegirlswiththehead April 12, 2019