virgin retard

A fucking virgin retard.... EX: That white faggot who buys name brand timbs... A retard who is also a virgin... A 40 man who weighs 350, wears diapers, and has ketchup stains all over his body... A hypebeast at their maximum potential!

Virgin Retard: What's fucking good faggot, you like my name brand timbs?
Non Virgin Retard: Fuck no, you are such a virgin retard...
Virgin Retard: Fuck you faggot, that's not what your mom said last night, you can't even afford these timbs...
Non Virgin Retard: Jesus Christ...

by Your favorite donut! Cunt October 6, 2016

Virgin Fag

A virgin who comes across as gay due to his lack of experience with women.

Bob: Apparently, Andy was trying to find "G-spot" on a map because he heard that his girl wanted to go there.

Fred: What a Virgin Fag.

by Renouned Hatter September 4, 2011

Mind Virgin

When one person has little or no knowledge of sexual innuendos. Thus being a Virgin to the matter. Has nothing to do whether the person is an actual virgin or not.

Laura: Hah! It's magic!
Connie: No, it's Tori's legs.
Laura: Ewww xD
Connie: NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!!
Jenn: What?
Tori: Jenn, you're such a Mind Virgin.

by NotAMindVirgin July 10, 2011

Sturgeon Virgin

A person from northern Wisconsin who has never succeeded at spearing a Sturgeon during Sturgeon Spearing.

Anthony: Ay, did your buddy get him a big n' ugly dis season?
Saheed: Nah der eh, Jake's still a Sturgeon Virgin

by islaysturgeys February 13, 2010

virgin joke

A joke that is told once and is no longer funny after that

My friend has a bunch of virgin jokes; he tells the joke once and it's not funny anymore.

by Swinniga January 19, 2014

face virginity

a person's first kiss. getting its name along the same lines as virginity, but with your face.

Otaku 1, "OMG, Senpai just took my face virginity!11!!!!11"
Otaku 2, "You and John-senpai kissed?!11?!1"

by Dirk-senpai April 24, 2014

Diamond Virginity

A person who is still a virgin and never will lose their v card
Diamond=Unbreakable
So they shall always be a virgin.

Wow that boy has a Diamond Virginity.

by SuperMew July 25, 2014