Shark tank

A show where people talk behind closed doors because if a contestant could actually open the doors and look behind them, they wouldn't be sharks, they would just be funny looking people like the ones that lived next door or down the street from you as a kid.

The shark tank wasn't full of sharks, the contestants were full of shit.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Shark Tank

A show where the contestants don't leave their egos at the door, they leave them behind the door in a dark place where nobody can see or get to them.

Shark Tank isn't full of water or sharks, just a bunch of obnoxious and funny looking people like some of the ones you grew up with.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Tank

Big dick energy with an amazeing pesanality.

Hes sutch a tank

by erjgfuy7eir fy7cuer uofguewrf January 25, 2022

Irish tank

A tractor with a cannon and missiles.

Go and get the Irish tank!
Farmer soldier: YES SIR!

by MoonLemon January 26, 2022

Filling The Tank

The action of three men banging one hole

Filling The Tank and janes house tonight with the boys

by deez.big.huge.nutz February 5, 2022

Tank

The biggest moob there is, and a mega fattie

"Tank is such a fat moob, like to be honest, he sucks"
"Yeah lmao"

by Fancysafgrfbsawfasb February 13, 2022

Tank anxiety

term used to describe the anxiety and fear felt when playing a tank class in an mmo, e.g. final fantasy xiv or world of Warcraft

friend: "come on we need you to tank"
you: "i cant bro i've got tank anxiety"

by isuckatgames October 2, 2021